Grown Ass Men do indeed eat sushi.
Raw or undercooked meats (is sushi meat?) are always encouraged. That being said, the kinds of sushi a grown ass man will eat may need specifying. To illustrate my point, here's two situations:
Adult Male: Hi, yes, we'd like to split the california roll and... the spicy tuna, is that really spicy? oh, um... yeah... can we get a regular tuna roll? White wine should go nicely with that, we'd like a bottle of pinot grigio too, please.
Grown Ass Man: Yes, I'd like the tiger roll, a dragon roll... the spicy tuna, is that really spicy? oh, um... i brought some sriracha, so yeah, that's fine, and two centaur rolls. White wine should go nicely with that, we'd like a bottle of pinot grigio too, please. Honey, what are you going to have?
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