Tasteful grooming is paramount to Grown Ass Manhood. As such, here are some simple guidelines to ensure that you possess a Grown Ass Haircut:
1. Hair shall not exceed eyebrow length. An exception exists for men who maintain meticulously parted coifs. Longer hair is often required for a proper side part, but the hair may only lay below the brow following a robust session of coitus.
2. Buzz cuts are acceptable in all circumstances.
3. Short hair should not shine for any reason.
4. One color. Natural.
5. A hot water rinse is an acceptable substitute for a shower in order to remedy hat hair in emergency situations.
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