Things That Define a Grown Ass Man

First things first, welcome to the grown ass blog where grown ass men have some grown ass talk about grown ass issues. You may be asking yourself, "what is a grown ass man?" Well, I'm glad you asked because I am here to answer that question. A grown ass man is defined by what he does and says. For instance, if a grown ass man is tired he does not say, "oh boy am I tired, I'm gonna hit the hay," rather he says, "I think I'm gonna go pass out." Or how about instead of, "wow I'm hungry we should order a pizza," rather he says "I'm starving, I'm ordering that 5-5-5 deal from Dominos. That should be enough right?"

Here is a list of a few things that could define a grown ass man:

he eats meat at every meal

he eats one more plate then his stomach can handle

he has seen at least two Rocky movies

he loves to eat food that he will regret eating later

he doesn't spend more that 10 minutes getting ready in the morning

he knows his state capitals

he has at least a theory on how to fix everything that has ever been broken

he has made at least one thing with his own hands

he has a cool scar or cut to show off

he takes his coffee black

he has entered at least one eating contest in his life

he has at least two different crazy ideas that would make a normal woman leave him

he has ever sweat from his face because of his food

These, among many others, define what a grown ass man is (and hopefully who you as the reader are)